Well, our first tour was definitely that. A tour. A tour de Force. A tour of a bunch of hooman cities. I tour a hole in my favorite...

So, who's down for a history lesson? Wait...hold up....let me start first by saying I've had a few hoomans come up to me and ask,...

What is wrong with these hoomans? It's a good thing I can do all my research from a laboratory underground because I fear the surface is...

Hoomans it has been a long while since I have been on here. I know, I know I always say that. It's always something isn't it? But this...

Hoomans, as you celebrate your holiday season, I use the time to further study your species, to help you become something greater than...

What you hoomans call Munday was the worst day I've ever had on Urth. Which compared to days I've had in the Snarfploopin galaxy isn't...

Well....poop. Every Dahk-Tore before me had protocols....guidelines for situations like this. If you crash on a foreign world, and it...

We are, obviously, still stuck on Urth. We've been here for....nearly two Urth years now. I have been painstakingly studying everything...

Hoomans, Our show recently was a very good night indeed. I must say I was very impressed by the other Urth Mewzik bands. They were all...

We had a rather successful evening in the Urth City known as Corpus Christi. I believe a chord was struck with some hoomans, which means...