Tsar-djent
polnick peckerhead:
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Tsar-Djent Polnick Peckerhead is a member of the massive Peckerhead family. All male Kluckens in his family lived lives of typical military service to the Divine. Polnicks father, and his fathers before him for countless generations, were all legendary war heroes. Kluckens were essential at helping keep peace thru the universe. Polnicks military career is equally distinguished as his fathers. Polnick was at the forefront of the Klucken army during the Great Bur-Heeto war. Which was one of the longest and most devastating wars his universe had seen since the Avo had laid waste to entire galaxies eons before during the time of his great great great grandbagawk. It was during this war, in the midst of a siege on the planet Xilbadubider, that the Tsar-Djent was blown half to shit with a Fluxon Fusion grenade. Being a war hero, and a member of the Peckerhead lineage, Polnick was rushed to a medical facility, and placed in the care of Dahktore
Smoldyface, the universes wisest Dahk-Tore. Smoldyface fixed up the Tsar-Djent with bionic parts, and sent him back to the war. But the Polnick suddenly felt disheartened. His brush with death changed his perspective on life, and made him realize the frailty of life. War was a counterproductive endeavor, one that brought about nothing but death and sorrow. He wanted nothing to do with it anymore. Life was precious, and he no longer wished to spend his days ending it. When the war ended, he quit the military service, and left KenFrichi to the outrage of his fellow Kluckens. Most of his family has severed contact. He made his way to Locura, where he spent many cycles with Ocata Llebo, learning the ways of the Divine. Feeling enlightened, he took on the role of the Divines emissary, to spread their word throughout the galaxies. But the Divine were thinking bigger. They wanted to spread peace, not just thru their universe, but thru the multiverse. They informed Polnick that Dahk-Tore Smoldyface had been working on a way to create portals between universes. They wanted Polnick to travel through the nearest alternate universe and spread their peace through the galaxies there. He was to be accompanied by Smoldyface, who would help him traverse this unknown territory while compiling research data. The Tsar-Djent took to his new mission with much enthusiasm. His new outlook on life was one of hope and aspiration. Over many cycles, he and Smoldyface jumped from world to world, introducing the Proverbs of the Divine and their advanced intellect to the species they encountered. After a long trek through some empty space, they came upon a galaxy brimming with life. Upon entering one stars system, they noticed that sentient life only existed on a single world. At least this system will be quick they thought. They could not have been more wrong, a giant flying creature went right into one of the ships turbines and caused them to wreck their craft. They were stranded on a primitive world known as Urth, with no means or materials to fix their craft and resume their mission. The Dahk-tore stated that until they could either fix their craft, or be rescued, that they would need to make the best of their situation, which meant blending into hooman society, and teaching them the proverbs on a personal basis. The Tsar-Djent met this idea with much enthusiasm. Meeting new species had become one of his newest pleasures. Over time, they realized there were methods to reach mass numbers of hoomans quickly. They started an Urth Mewzik band, and used it to spread their message. Tsar-Djent Peckerhead loved the hoomans. Their lust for life was unmatched, and the love they showed each other was boundless, something that was inspiring to the Tsar-Djent. Even tho the Dahk-Tore would swear up and down, that hoomans were a primitive and violent species of ignorant shit eaters. Polnick knew that hoomans have vast potential just waiting to be unlocked. Always the optimist, Polnick Peckerhead now spends his time trying to advance the intellect of the hoomans. His cheery outlook makes him the favorite member of Sausage Fingers among the hoomans.
