dahk-tore smoldyface: GUitar

An air of mystery and a sinister aura surround Dahk-Tore Smoldyface. Not much is truly known about his beginning. His home planet of Narfsploit was a new discovery when it was destroyed by the Avo, in the War for the Guac Nebula. He was but a child, rescued by Tore-Tillia, now one of the Divine, and one of the few creatures alive who have seen Narfsploit. Smoldyface, which is not his real name, showed great intelligence, even at a young age. He was taken by The League of Dahk-Tores, who saw great promise in him. Dahk-Tore was a title given to the most intelligent, wisest and handiest beings in the universe, surpassed only by the Divine Overseers. The League was composed of the most brilliant Dahk-Tores, and it was they who tutored the younger up and comers. But Smoldyface advanced thru the ranks faster than any before him, and before long Dahk-Tore Shib Tibby took him on as his apprentice, something he had never done before. They had many adventures in many galaxies, all the time Smoldyface learning the secrets of the universe. Eventually, after completing the Trials of Why Did You Make Me Do That, he was given the title of Dahk-Tore. He spent many cycles as Chief Advisor to Tore-Tillia, and was their top field medic in times of turmoil. Until one day he vanished without a word. Anyone who went looking for him either vanished, or came back empty. 120 years later, when he returned, he was just in time to aid the Divine during The Great Bur-Heeto War. IT was there, he was charged with saving the life of Tsar-Djent Polnick Peckerhead. Dahk-Tore Smoldyface made the Klucken soldier a bionic badass, whose sheer presence changed the entire course of the war. Smoldyface return marked a new era of technological and intellectual advancement, the only ones skeptical of him being the Divine. They sent him on a mission with Tsar-Djent Peckerhead to an alternate universe he had recently discovered proving the multiverse theory. The Dahk-Tore couldn't resist the urge to explore the unknown, as it held the greatest secrets of all, so he agreed. But all began to take a downward turn when they crashed on a planet called Urth. It would take all his ingenuity to get them out of this jam....mmmm perhaps if they started a jelly company?
