Journal Entry # 1641

We had a rather successful evening in the Urth City known as Corpus Christi. I believe a chord was struck with some hoomans, which means we will be returning there soon, to finish teaching the hoomans how to better themselves. For make no mistake, while we are stuck on your planet that is our main mission. More specifically the Tsar-Djent's mission, which he is usually much more adamant about. But being stuck here has disheartened him. But not me. Because I don't have a heart in the first place. But if we continue to have evening like that in Corpus Christi then I believe the Tsar-Djent will be back at it in no time. He would love to see hoomans living in peace and prosperity and extending across the stars as all species should. But you make it difficult. I mean...you can't even get past the Proverb 1 of the Divine Overseers. How hard is it to not be a dick to others? I mean, seriously? Guess we'll have to teach you up to Proverb 6 to help you along...But not right now...I've got a kitchen in the food....I mean a stove in the oven....I don't wanna do it right now. Happy?