Journal Entry # 1,642

Hoomans, Our show recently was a very good night indeed. I must say I was very impressed by the other Urth Mewzik bands. They were all very skilled, wonderful hoomans. Hoomans of Arkaik, Vale of Pnath, Singularity, Id and Vaginal Bear Trap: I hope our paths cross again very soon. In the mean time, I'll have to listen to more Urth Mewzik I suppose. I didn't realize what I was missing out on. Also I believe the message I gave the audience was well received. You hoomans, your planet is in a state of turmoil. The hooman species is poised to tear itself apart, and take the planet and all other Urthlings with it. That is why I warned you. You must unite and evolve, or stay the current course and face extinction. I mean, honestly, it's quite simple. Pretty black and white. And no I'm not speaking of skin pigmentation. The fact that hoomans think the pigmentation of skin has anything to do with the quality of a creature is absurd. It's what kind of horns it has that matters. Hoomans don't have horns ergo your species is worthless. So, now that we've gotten that out of the way, who wants to learn how to grow horns?