Journal Entry # 1,646

Hoomans, as you celebrate your holiday season, I use the time to further study your species, to help you become something greater than what you are. I know, I know, I'm a broken record on this topic, but if you weren't such a primitive, self destructive, arrogant child of a species, then my job would already be done and I wouldn't be saying anything. Now, I feel it is very important to hasten our process, for I've learned some more disappointing and frightening things about your species. One....Your categorization of the species. Insane. You hoomans will use any characteristic, ideal or whatever, to separate yourselves into classes, statuses and little groups. It's an archaic idea. That the difference in physical appearance, wealth, location or beliefs, makes one hooman worth more or less than the other. Moronic. You are all hooman, you are all equal, you all share the same home and should share the same priorities. The sooner you wake up and realize this, the better off hoomankind will be. Two...you have this form of energy called....Nuclear power. Most planets, have banned this form of energy, for the threat it represented to the health of their kind and their world. But you farking idiots, have not only not learned this lesson, you made weapons out of it! Weapons capable of annihilating millions of hoomans at once, and poisoning the land for years, making it unusable. And you wanna make more now, so that you can point them at each other in what I can only assume is some some alpha male competition where whoever is the biggest threat wins title of King Shithead. Now, in what fucking universe do you think that violence towards your own kind is a productive venture? What convinces you that something that is pure death, is something you need more of? How are you so dumb? Mark my words, if you keeping glorifying war, and nuclear weapons, YOU WILL DESTROY YOURSELVES. This is not a joke, or an opinion. It is a fact. You won't be the first species to blow itself up before it ever accomplished anything of actual worth. Sorry...sorry....I just get really angry watching your kind. I've seen a thousand species just like you. And they were all stupid and half them are extinct now by their own hands, and the universe remembers them only as a joke, or as a representation of what not to do. Now I have other points as well, but let's work with these for now. A new Urth year is upon you. Perhaps you can use it to, as you say, start with a clean slate. I'm positive you won't. You seem to lust after your demise. And it is my job to stop you, to wake you up. And you should be happy it's me, because any other Dahk-Tore would have blown this planet up a long time ago, citing the reason, "Fuck hoomans, they don't deserve to live." And noone would argue with them. We're also not the first being from another planet to come to Urth. Your planet has been visited countless times. You're just a shitty species, so noone wants to stick around. Making cheese and beer will only get your species so far. Trust me, a lot of species are lactose intolerant.