Journal Entry # 1,648

What is wrong with these hoomans? It's a good thing I can do all my research from a laboratory underground because I fear the surface is not safe anymore. The very shoddy drones I put together bring me constant updates on current goings on of hooman affairs. It seems this species is on the verge of war. And I thought...War? Certainly if another planet was invading, we would have heard about it. Oh no, it's my mistake. The hoomans are at war with each other. Fark. Every other species I come across is trying to kill itself. And it's always something stupid. Last time it was the planet Risupio and they were all killing each other because they made different noises when they sneezed. I mean look hoomans, if you're going to kill each other, can you at least wait until the three of us get off your planet? We didn't want to crash here and it's unfair to make us stick around for this moronic debacle you're poised to unfold. Or at least kill each other in a way that leaves the biology of your planet intact. As long the planet is ok, I'm fairly certain that we can survive a long time just waiting here for the Divine Overseers to come get us. It would be fun. Like playing house. Hooman house....look I'm a banker! Except no hoomans left to give this housing loan to....