Urth day. Now here is a day hoomans have created I can stand behind. Quite a few of the Proverbs of the Divine Overseers deal with...

Hoomans, I must apologize. It has been far too long since I’ve spoken with you on here. But we’ve been rather busy recently, and with the...

Well, hoomans....it's been a while, hasn't it? We have been very busy recently. The parasites I created to subjugate the hoomans will,...

Hoomans! Oh...oh shit....whew! So.....I'm sure you didn't know BUT....after our last show at the mewzik ranch the Tsar-Djent and myself...

My study of Urths past and current culture continues. You know your species is a conundrum. Urth has been around for billions of years,...

The seeds of influence we have planted begin to take root and spread. More and more hoomans hear whispers of our presence. They desire to...

First off, my initial attempt at making this entry resulted in a system crash of the device I was using and a loss of data. Let me assure...

Hoomans....I have been making these records since, what I consider to be, the true dawn of my existence. They span back hundreds of...

The Tsar-Djent and I have been preparing for....many things actually. First, the Hooman Texass event called South By South West or SXSW...

The Tsar-Djent and myself have been isolated on Urth for some time now. While I am still trying to find a way to better establish contact...