Journal Entry # 1,636

My study of Urths past and current culture continues. You know your species is a conundrum. Urth has been around for billions of years, but your species has only been around for the smallest fraction of that time. Astounding about this is the fact that you have progressed exponentially in the last couple hundred years, in terms of industry and technology. Though I feel, mentally you are still somewhat primitive, which of course is where the Tsar-Djent comes in. He is here to teach you, to evolve your minds. I am merely here to study, observe and report. I suppose you could consider me moral support. The Tsar-Djent and myself have never been immersed so deep in a culture like yours. You would be surprised how dull some planets are in comparison. And you hoomans have that substance I mentioned before....Alcohol. Wow. I try to refrain. Even tho it's fun, I can feel my intellect dwindle and organs atrophy as I consume. The Tsar-Djent loves it, and since it doesn't seem to get in the way of his mission, I kind of just let him do his own thing. He’s partly bionic it does no damage to him. Besides, we'd only met three times in our whole lives before I, essentially, brought him back from the dead. It's not like I'm super close to him or anything.....or like he was one of my finest bio-mechanical achievements ever.....or that he tastes good with Bbq sauce. It's WRONG how good he tastes. Ironically tho, he does not taste like Urth chicken. I know! I was surprised too!