Journal Entry # 1,632

The Tsar-Djent and I have been preparing for....many things actually. First, the Hooman Texass event called South By South West or SXSW is upon us. This is new to us, but apparently it's a big deal so we will be making an appearance during that, as the Tsar-Djent believes it is a good idea. He has integrated himself into hooman society rather smoothly, I must say. I sit isolated in my chambers while goes out and is meeting hoomans by the dozens. But thats fine. I stay here to study and experiment while he goes out to socialize and network. As for Drummy...you know, bioengineering and evolution are crazy peoples. I feel as if Drummy's percussive abilities improve while his behavior and manner slowly deteriorate. Sometimes he's a joy. Other times he's a little shit. Perhaps I shoul...oh wait....I believe the Tsar-Djent has returned. Hello Po...who is that? I can see she's a hooman, why did you bring her here? Oh by the Divine, not every hooman female you meet is special....wait....She's a what?....What's a hermaphrodite?.....Nuh-uh! Get out of here. It has both? Well lets have a loo....Oh my dear! I must get you to my laboratory at once! Not for that Tsar-Djent! You Pervert!