Journal Entry # 1,633

Hoomans....I have been making these records since, what I consider to be, the true dawn of my existence. They span back hundreds of cycles. Now during that time, I have crossed countless galaxies and met innumerable species. But somehow amidst that, your species manages to stick out. The Tsar-Djent and myself went out among you yesterday, to participate in your festivities. We were once again able to unleash our suggestive sonic subjugation at Lu's thanks to our hooman friend Zapata. We so love that squishy Urth man. Afterwards, while partaking in the Urth Alcohol the Tsar-Djent loves so much, we were hypnotized and drawn in by the bright lights and sounds that emanated from your city center. And wow...do you hoomans know how to throw a party! I've never seen in all my travels, beings that have such a zest for life! I mean your desire to live fully in the moment borders on...no it is self-destructive, but in a desirable way. Now I must admit, I'm still not entirely sold on your species, but you're growing on me. I met some really nice Urthlings last night. Dare I say, I might have made some "friends" last night. I know the Tsar-Djent did. He loves your planet, and I am actually becoming quite fascinated by your mewzik. Your species becomes infinitely more complex when it engages in artistic or scientific endeavors. Oh! I forgot! Hoomans I take some joy in splicing together....well just about everything I find on your planet. And I think you've earned the rights to know....a tiny portion of what goes on in the Sausage Lab sooooo....Latest Smoldyface experiment : Banana + tea + manatee = Banamanamatee!