Journal Entry # 1,638

Well, hoomans....it's been a while, hasn't it? We have been very busy recently. The parasites I created to subjugate the hoomans will, have bonded with the hoomans on a biological level. So now, instead of being slaves, as intended, the neural chemistry is being rewired to have an overwhelming love for the Tsar-Djent and myself. So now we have hoomans clamoring over us. Like at least 2 hoomans every other day. It's nuts. And now the demand for our version of your Urth Mewzik is growing. Which is both good and bad. While Tsar-Djent Peckerheads passion to spread the Divines teaching and bring peace to your galaxies has been rekindled, Drummy McSheen is having a hard time keeping up with the demanding schedules. I created him to be a hooman/machine hybrid, with percussive capabilities that would make our Urth mewzik superior. However his Hooman side is both in a constant state of evolution but is also in its infancy. So he keeps getting either sick or just plain malfunctioning. I'm at a loss honestly. He is the only creature capable of drumming for our mewzik. No Hooman would be able to do what Drummy can do....I would think. But I digress....Hoomans now that we have been accepted by your culture, we have been asked to perform many times in the near future. And we need you to be there. To help spread our message as far as we can, to bring every Hooman from miles around. Many of these performances will be happening in the Urth month you call September. Keep your attention on us as I will be on here many times to instruct you on your duties as my minions.