It appears hoomans, that soon you will celebrate another revolution of your planet around your sun. A New Year you call it. I've...

The Tsar Djent and myself have been hiding ourselves from your general public recently. Not only is our underground lab still under...

My observations of hoomans and their ways has convinced me that these simple creatures will never leave this planet, unless changes are...

Success! I have finally managed to repair our Trans-Dimensional communications array. Now I am finally able to communicate once again...

Ever closer we come to unveiling ourselves and our plan for your world. In a matter of days we will finally reveal ourselves to your...

I don't get the inhabitants on this planet. You have a saying on this planet I've heard. Don't shit where you sleep. Yet your planet is...

The Tsar-Djent and I attempted to go out and mingle with Urth hoomans today. First I met a hooman who told me he knew where to acquire...

So the good Tsar-Djent and I have decided that the best way for us to spread the message of our Divine Overseers across your planet is...

Since the Tsar-Djent and myself are, for the time being, trapped on this planet I decided to spend the last few days immersing myself in...

Yesterday went better than expected. Drummy McSheen is evolving faster than I had hoped. Unlike Pugly, who has limitations of the flesh,...