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Journal Entry # 1,630
It appears hoomans, that soon you will celebrate another revolution of your planet around your sun. A New Year you call it. I've...
Journal entry #1,629
The Tsar Djent and myself have been hiding ourselves from your general public recently. Not only is our underground lab still under...
Journal entry #1,628
My observations of hoomans and their ways has convinced me that these simple creatures will never leave this planet, unless changes are...
Journal entry #1,627
Success! I have finally managed to repair our Trans-Dimensional communications array. Now I am finally able to communicate once again...
Journal entry #1,626
Ever closer we come to unveiling ourselves and our plan for your world. In a matter of days we will finally reveal ourselves to your...
Journal Entry # 1,625
I don't get the inhabitants on this planet. You have a saying on this planet I've heard. Don't shit where you sleep. Yet your planet is...
Journal Entry #1,624.
The Tsar-Djent and I attempted to go out and mingle with Urth hoomans today. First I met a hooman who told me he knew where to acquire...
Journal Entry #1,623
So the good Tsar-Djent and I have decided that the best way for us to spread the message of our Divine Overseers across your planet is...
Journal Entry # 1,622
Since the Tsar-Djent and myself are, for the time being, trapped on this planet I decided to spend the last few days immersing myself in...
Journal entry #1,621
Yesterday went better than expected. Drummy McSheen is evolving faster than I had hoped. Unlike Pugly, who has limitations of the flesh,...
Urth Mewzik Vol. I
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