Journal entry #1,629

The Tsar Djent and myself have been hiding ourselves from your general public recently. Not only is our underground lab still under construction but....your species gets all goofy this time of year. I've been studying your history and you get crazier every December. Also people think we're some sort of Christmas gimmick when we're out, which makes being low profile impossible. Recently we broke into a hooman dwelling and began to use it for shelter. They asked if we were the real Santa. I removed their brains since they obviously weren't using them. Then we took all their gifts and pawned them for booze money and got drunk and tried to open a blackhole to destroy your pitiful world and....it didn't work and now we're just bummed.....I'm thinking of getting a cat....and putting lasers on it.