Journal entry #1,627

Success! I have finally managed to repair our Trans-Dimensional communications array. Now I am finally able to communicate once again with our Divine Overseers. It has been nearly 2 cycles from our last transmission, which we sent traveling thru a neighboring galaxy. The Divine will be very interested to know what's happening….One moment….

Well….I have successfully contacted the Divine. Unfortunately it would take many cycles to send someone out this far to help us. Typical. On the bright side our first "gig" as an Urth band was not a total failure. Also I have taken a liking to the Urth holiday called Halloween. Lobotomizing pumpkins? What fun! I am going to try and make a hybrid werewolf/pumpkin creature to bring to our next show. If it fails I will make hair pie with its corpse.